In the beginning God created Eve. And she had 3 breasts. After three
weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve.
"How're things, Eve? He asked.
"It's all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are
breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful but I just
have this one problem. It's these three
breasts you've given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I
am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches,
snagging them on bushes, they're a real pain," reported Eve.
"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at that
you know. I gave the animals six so I just figured you'd need half, but
I see that you are right. I'll fix that up right away!"
So, God reaches down and removes the middle breast, tossing it into the
bushes.
Three weeks pass and God once again visited Eve in the garden.
"Well, Eve, how's my favourite creation?" He asked.
"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one small oversight on your
part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, the
cow has her bull and all the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so
alone."
God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're right. How could I
have overlooked this! You do need a mate and I will immediately create
Man from a part of you!"
"Now, let's see ....... where did I put that useless tit?"
Topic: In the beginning (Read 1684 times)