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Offline Serenity

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« on: August 27, 2005, 10:16 »
Mujibar was trying to get into Britain legally through Immigration.

The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one.
Unless you pass it you cannot enter Britain."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."
 
The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and
Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am
ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it
up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works at a call centre near you   :mrgreen:

Offline Simon

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« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2005, 11:42 »
Too bloody true!  :angry:
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