Topic: Parking place

[Clive]

Arnie was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking spot. Looking up toward heaven, he said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking spot, I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."

Miraculously, a parking spot appeared.

Arnie looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."