Hiya chums,
Yes, I know it's been absolutely ages - sorry! You wouldn't believe the ups and downs I've had over the past few months, so I won't bore you with too many of the details. Suffice to say that I am no longer seeing the lady lawyer I grew so fond of, and was pretty gutted for a while.
However, much of my time is now spent comforting a 53-year-old widow - and for those of you who aren't familiar with what a 53-year-old widow looks like, I attach a picture below. Try to imagine my disappointment.
Later,
Rod