Topic: teddy bears

[Clive]

A woman meets a rather handsome and charming man in the bar of a
highly-regarded restaurant. They talk, they connect, and they
end up leaving together. They go back to his apartment, and as
he shows her around she notices that his bedroom is completely
packed with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. Three wall-length
shelves loaded with hundreds and hundreds of the little
buggers...carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!


It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly
arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of
thought he had put into organizing this very un-macho display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf; medium-sized
bears covering the entire length of the middle shelf; and huge,
enormous bears running all the way all along the top shelf.
Quite the display!


She found it strange for a man (who was clearly straight) to have
such a large a collection of teddy bears, but doesn't mention it
out loud, being really quite impressed by his obvious sensitive
side. All the while thinking to herself, Oh goodness! Maybe this
guy could be the one - maybe he could be the father my children!"


She turns to him. They kiss slowly... and then they rip each
other's clothes off and make hot, steamy love. After an intense,
explosive night of raw passion with this wonderful, sensitive guy
lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over
towards him smiling sweetly. She strokes his chest and asks
coyly, "So? How was it?"










The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."