Topic: Nothing

[Clive]

This guy goes in a bar and sees an old friend at a table, alone, just knockin' 'em back.
"Hey, Joe, you look really down, Buddy...what's the problem?
"Ahhh, in August, my mom died and left me 50 grand..."
"Gee, that's too bad about...
Yeah," Joe went on, "Then in September, my old man passed on, and left me $75,000....."
"Well, that's too bad, but...."
"And in October, an aunt I hadn't seen in years croaked and left me $25,000 bucks....."
"Damn," the friend exclaimed...."Three months in a row?"
"Yeah.....and this month....NOTHIN'......not a damn thing......"