Topic: Irish Sausage

[DJ]

"Can I have some Irish Sausages please ?", asked Paddy.

The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?"

"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was  Italian?
Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if  I was German?
Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?
Would ya, ay? Would Ya?"

The assistant says, "Well  no".

"And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I was American? What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't!"

So with self-indignatio!, the Irishman says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I  asked for Irish Sausages?"

The Assistant replies, "Because you're in F*cking Homebase."

[Simon]

[Serenity]