A frog goes into a bank and approaches the clerk. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like a £5,000 loan to get a holiday please." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay because he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Somewhat confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and then disappears into the back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you, wants to borrow £5,000, and wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
Brace yourself, this is going to hurt...
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Topic: Frogness (Read 821 times)