Topic: That's easy for you to say!

[Rodders]

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk:-

a)  Innovative
b)  Preliminary
c)  Proliferation
d)  Cinnamon



Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:-

a)  Specificity
b)  British Constitution
c)  Passive-aggressive disorder
d)  Transubstantiate



Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:-

a)  Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b)  Nope, no more booze for me.
c)  Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d)  No kebab for me, thank you.
e)  Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f)  I'm not interested in fighting you.
g)  Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h)  Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance.  I have no co-ordination and I'd hate to look like a funny person.
i)  Where is the nearest toilet?  I refuse to vomit in the street.
j)  I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
 

[Mac]

Thanks for pointing that out Rodders. I'll just order a total ban on alchohol production.

[Mac]

Thanks, but only if you promise not to snore, works quite well.

Or the innocent, "I'm not feeling sleepy thank you."

[Rodders]

Thanks for pointing that out Rodders. I'll just order a total ban on alchohol production.

Wow!  So you really are James Bond and not Jimmy No-mates after all.

[Mac]

James Bond is an Actor Rodders. The British Army was the - REAL - thing.

[Mac]

James Bond was also played by - several - actors, whereas I am myself.

[sam]

James Bond was also played by - several - actors, whereas I am myself.

Are you sure, how can you be yourself when all you are is dust?

[Mac]

Here's a nice Avatar for you...

[Mac]

James Bond was also played by - several - actors, whereas I am myself.

Are you sure, how can you be yourself when all you are is dust?

Sand.

[Mac]

Thanks for pointing that out Rodders. I'll just order a total ban on alchohol production.

Wow!  So you really are James Bond and not Jimmy No-mates after all.

Loners don't have mates Rod.

Two PM's for you.

[Rodders]

Two PM's for you.

I was meant to read them first?  *Gulp!*