Topic: World's Shortest Fairytail

[Serenity]

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"

The guy said, "No"


And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping ,dancing, drank
martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny and
farted whenever she wanted  

The End

[Rodders]

Never mind, Boiler.  At least you can still manage the last part.