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A salesman, and engineer, and a technician
« on: August 24, 2006, 09:03 »
A salesman, and engineer, and a technician are driving in a car when, just outside of town, they get a flat tyre. The three of them get out of the car and scratch their heads.

The salesman says, "Maybe I should walk into town and get us a new tyre. I know that I can bargain with the man at the parts store and get us a great deal."

The engineer stops him, saying, "No, before you do that, we'll have to do some computations, figuring the grade of the road, the asphalt temperature, and the average rate of speed we will be traveling to know what kind of tyre you should buy."

The technician laughs and shakes his head. "No, no, no! What's wrong with you guys? Hell, we have a spare tyre in the boot- now all we have to do is start swapping tyres until we find the flat one!"


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