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Offline Clive

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« on: August 08, 2006, 13:20 »
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?' "And so, here we are!"
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« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2006, 13:50 »
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« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2006, 16:10 »
Welcome home MB!  Soooooo good to see you again!  :laugh:
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« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2006, 16:49 »
Shame none of the images work though!  :roll:  ;)  :P
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« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2006, 08:21 »
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Welcome home MB!  Soooooo good to see you again!  :laugh:


Thanks Clive, I didn't realise I was away soooo long. I discovered all the things I used to do before I had a computer. :laugh:
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« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2006, 08:26 »
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Shame none of the images work though!  :roll:  ;)  :P


Do you mean this Simon.

I don't understand why it says "Click on the image to view it at its original size"?
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« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2006, 08:56 »
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I discovered all the things I used to do before I had a computer. :laugh:


I vaguely remember those days too!  With great fondness I might add!     :laugh:

Your images don't work for me either MB.   :cry:
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« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2006, 10:51 »
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Shame none of the images work though!  :roll:  ;)  :P

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Do you mean this Simon.

I don't understand why it says "Click on the image to view it at its original size"?

What appears for me is a page in French, from Orange, saying, I assume, that the page is unavailable.  :dunno:
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