These have to be original and genuine - no adult is this creative!!
1. JACK (age 3 ) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby
sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot
and one for cold milk?"
2. MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied
she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't
remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six ."
3. STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so
much, that when you die, I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom
window."
4. BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried
in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes
wide wit h wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?
5. SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please
don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."
6. DI (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do
I cost?"
7. MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and
kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his
dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"
8. CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom
asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with
this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
9. JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The
man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his
wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked : "What
happened to the flea?"
10. TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather
wrinkled woman her Mom knew. looked at her for awhile and then asked,
"Why doesn't your skin fit your face?
11. The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget... this particular
Sunday sermon... "Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward
heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but
dust."
He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter
(who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her
shrill little girl voice that many others could hear, "Mom, what is butt
dust?"
Topic: Out of the mouths of babes! (Read 815 times)