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Offline Clive

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Ponderings. . .
« on: October 23, 2006, 14:14 »
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Offline mistybear

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Ponderings. . .
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2006, 11:59 »
I really like the first one. :laugh:
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can make you commit atrocities.


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