Topic: Something for the weekend, have a good one:

[Clive]

10 - Life is sexually transmitted.   
9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich.
7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
6 - Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
5 - Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you 50 quid and a substantial tax cut saves you 50p?
2 - In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

[mistybear]

8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich.

No wonder teenage boys eat so much. 

[Simon]

I feel I could be letting myself in for something here, but where's 1?

[Clive]

Oh OK, since you asked.....

AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2006:
We know exactly where any untaxed car is located among the millions of cars in Britain......
But we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the DVLA in charge of Immigration