Topic: A Poem For Those Over 30

[suffolk2000]

I found this whilst loitering around the net...I think it says it all really!


A Poem For Those Over 30

A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bites.

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A curser used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile.

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a back up happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens, they'll wish they were dead.

[Lona]

And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.

I think you still have one. 

This PC has none. 

[Simon]

A CD was a bank account

Is it me?  I don't get that bit.   

[Lona]

Is it me?  I don't get that bit.   

Clydesdale Bank, Simon. 

[Simon]

Oh, a foreign one, right.