Billy was at school this morning in the outback and the teacher
asked all
the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical
answers
Came fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry
etc, but
Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
asked him
about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a *** club and takes off all
his clothes
in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good,
he'll go out
with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them
sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took
little Billy
aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too
embarrassed to say."
