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Offline GillE

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Repairs
« on: February 26, 2007, 19:54 »
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.  The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage,

"Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.  The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,

"So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.

So how come I earn a pittance and you get the really big bucks when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic...








"Try doing it with the engine running."
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Re: Repairs
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2007, 22:23 »
 :haha:

Offline mistybear

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Re: Repairs
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2007, 10:27 »
 :lol:
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can make you commit atrocities.


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