What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynaecologist?
One looks up the family tree, the other looks up the family bush.
What do you call a woman who can suck an orange through a hose pipe?
Darling!
What do women and cow pats have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What's the difference between a dog scratching the door and a woman scratching the door?
When you let the dog in, it will stop whining.
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