I actually had a wind-up gramaphone, Clive, but it never gave me the horn. Very stupidly, I sold it for the princely amount of £12, when I was totally skint, many years ago. It would probably have been worth a lot more now, and probably was then too.

Most of the cassettes I still use are kids songs for the school run. The tape player in the car is one of those which is also a CD player, but the CDs have to go in a box in the boot.