These are actual newspaper ads:
FREE Yorkshire Terrier: 8 yrs. old. Hateful little bitch. Bites.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spanial - 1/2 Sneaky Neighbor's Dog.
FREE PUPPIES: Part German Shepherd - Part Stupid Dog.
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD: 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
FOUND: Dirty White Dog. Looks like a Rat....been out awhile.
Better be a Reward for this NASTY little thing.
COWS, CALVES: Never Bred....Also, 1 Gay Bull For Sale.
GEORGIA PEACHES: California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!: Must sell Washer & Dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE: Worn ONCE by mistake. Call Stephanie -$300.
FOR SALE /BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1000 or Best Offer. No longer needed,
got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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