An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one
night having a beer.
All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer and throws his
glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
"In seth Efrica our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to
drink from the same glass twice" he says.
The Kiwi , obviously impressed by this , drink his beer, throws his
glass into the air , pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to
pieces.
"Wull mate, in Noo Zulland we have so much sand to make glasses we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either" he says.
The Australian, cool as a koala, picks up his beer and drinks
it, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the
South African & the Kiwi.
He turns to the astonished barman and says: In 'Strailya mate, we
have so many bloody South Africans and Kiwis that we don't need to
drink with the same ones twice.
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