Topic: Thanks to Microsoft Vista, voice recognition is finally here

[Clive]

(some site ads are NSFW)

http://uniquepeek.com/viewpage.php?page_id=799

[mistybear]

It probably was quite interesting, but I could look at all those......hmmm.... while I waited for it to load.

[Clive]

It's well worth the wait MB.  I don't advise you to click on any of the external links as they could contain malware.

[mistybear]

I wouldn't put my mouse anywhere near them.

It is pretty amazing, and very funny.

[Sandra]

I wouldn't put my mouse anywhere near them.

Leave Clives fantasy girlfriends alone MB 

[Reno]

I have never know any speech recognition software to work right. Look at that doesn't surprise me. Besides, who the crap would want to write code by SR.

[Clive]

Leave Clives fantasy girlfriends alone MB 

Marry Jodie Marsh - apply online

Celebrity Jodie Marsh is looking for a husband - and if you think you're up to the job, you can apply online.

Marsh, who in her own words is "very demanding", is planning to hold auditions to find her perfect man. However, if you can't make it along, you can fill out an application and submit a photograph online. If she's interested, she promises to let you know.

The former page three girl is keen to emphasise that she genuinely wants to settle down, and this isn't just a publicity stunt.

"I'm desperate," said Jodie on the website, "to settle down with the man of my dreams."

http://www.marryjodiemarsh.com/

Not sure how I will explain this to Mrs Clive....

[mistybear]

I'm sure she has nothing to worry about.

[Reno]

Wow, I must've been a zombie that night. My grammar makes me cringe.