? Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men a woman
? When God made Man, she was just kidding.
? Men is proof even God makes mistakes
? Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries.
? Men read Playboy for the articles women go to malls for the music
? If God had wanted men to be perfect, he'd have given them brains
? Men are fun to argue with, because even IF they win...they lose.
? Men of quality respect women's equality.
? Men play the game. Women know the score.
? Flies spread disease, keep your's zipped
? Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve.
? Women are a pain in the ass, men are a pain EVERYWHERE!
? Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.
? Men, stupid? You'd be dense too if you had your brain in your pants!
? If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming way too high
? It was love at first sight. He walked by and I saw the twinkle in his eye.
I never knew that someone could be so in love with his own reflection in the mirror.
? Women are indeed silly, we sleep with men, who if they were women, we wouldn't even have bothered to have lunch with.
? Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his.
? If a man had a thought in his head, it would get lonely!
? If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
? Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going.
? Why does a man have a clear conscience?
Because it's never used.
? What do UFO's and caring men have in common?
You keep hearing about them but never see any for yourself.
? Why is dating like a game of cards?
Because if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
? How do you confuse a man?
You don't have to - they're born that way
? What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching himself. The other is a chimpanzee.
? How can you tell if your husband's dead?
Sex is the same but you get the remote.
? What food describes most men?
Jerky.
? Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?
In the pages of a romance novel.
