Two computer geeks were talking. "Guess what?" said one. "What?" said the other. "Yesterday, I met a gorgeous blonde in a bar." "Really? How'd it go?" "Great. I invited her to my place, we had some drinks, she got into the mood, and she asked me to undress her." "Whoa." "Yeah. I took off her dress, picked her up, and put her on my desk beside my new laptop." "No kidding! You got a new laptop?!"