Topic: Do you serve Catholics.

[mistybear]

A man goes into a bar on the Shankill road with his pet crocodile.

He asks, "Do you serve Catholics?"

The bartender replies, "Yes, we're very open-minded here. what can I get you?"

The man replies, "A pint of Guinness and 2 Catholics for the crocodile."

[Clive]

That would be about right!