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Offline Lona

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Worm Test
« on: July 12, 2007, 14:25 »
 Four  Worms and a  lesson







A  minister decided that a visual demonstration  would  add emphasis to his Sunday  sermon.
     
   
Four worms were  placed into four separate  jars.
   
The first worm was  put into a container of alcohol. 
The second worm was  put into a container of cigarette smoke. 
The  third worm was put into a container of chocolate  syrup.
The  fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. 



At the  conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following  results: 


The first worm in  alcohol -  Dead. 




The  second worm in cigarette smoke -  Dead  .






Third  worm in chocolate syrup -  Dead  .








Fourth worm in good  clean soil -  Alive. 




So  the Minister asked the congregation - 

What can you learn  from this demonstration? 




Maxine was sitting  in the back, quickly raised her hand and  said,




"As  long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have  worms!"
     
   That  pretty much ended the service  --


     

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Re: Worm Test
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2007, 14:42 »
 :clever:

Offline mistybear

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Re: Worm Test
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2007, 09:40 »
 :clever:      Works for me.  ;D
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can make you commit atrocities.


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