There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one £5000 and see how each of them spent it.
The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She bought new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and told the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gave them to the man. She said, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."
The third one took the £5000 and invested it in the stock market, doubled her investment, returned the £5000 to the man and reinvested the rest. She said, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."
The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and decided to marry...
the one with the biggest tits.
Topic: Decisions, decisions... (Read 578 times)