Topic: Calmness in Our Lives

[Clive]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we
could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple
advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.


Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's
Irish Cream, a bottle of Kalhula, a package of Oreos, the remainder
of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some
Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of
inner peace.

[Rik]

Very Zen, Clive. 

[Lona]

Very Zen, Clive. 

I'm with Zen but they don't send me any Merlot

[Rik]

On a forum, shouldn't that be bord-eaux?? 

[Simon]

On a forum, shouldn't that be bord-eaux??