A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales, which had been slacking off, and So,being creative in Redneck territory he came up with a sure fire way to get his business back. A large hand painted sign out by the dirt road that read:
Free Sex with Fill-Up
Soon the first local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. The owner explained that if the customer guessed correctly he would get his free sex after he paid for a ten gallon minimum fill up. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close - the number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."
A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy,Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up.
Again he asked for his chance for free sex after paying for his 14 Gallon gasoline fill up. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time " As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, Bubba, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Bubba replied, "No, it's for real, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week."
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