Topic: Golfers beware

[Rik]

A priest is playing golf, followed by his devoted caddie.
He takes a swing and hits the ball. But while in the air, the wind starts to blow and the ball falls in a lake.
The priest, very mad, says, "Damn wind!!"
The caddie, surprised, says "Sir, please, why did you use such profanity?!"
The priest asks the caddie to forgive him, gets on his knees and prays for forgiveness from God.

A little later, the priest hits another good drive.
Again, the wind starts to blow and this time the ball falls in the woods.
The priest sighs and again, says : "Damn wind!!"
The caddie, just as surprised as the first time, says, "Sir, please, do stop this profanity!"
The priest then looks at his caddie, and raises his hands towards the sky, asking God to forgive him.

Suddenly, the sky covers with grey and dark clouds, there's a clap of thunder, and a lightning bolt kills the caddie outright.
The priest, not believing his eyes, falls to his knees and screams to the sky : "Oh Lord, what has this poor man done to make you so mad?
I am the one who sinned God! My poor caddie did not deserve such a death!"
Then, a loud roar came from the sky.
The priest hid his head under his arms, scared of dying, only to hear a loud voice say ......................... "Damn wind!!".