Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
The man said, "I do, Father".
The priest the said, "Then stand over there against the wall."
Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go heaven?"
"Certainly, Father" was the man's reply.
"Then stand over there against the wall." said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to Heaven?"
O'Toole said, "No, I dont Father"
The Priest said, "I dont believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you dont want to go to heaven?
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O'Toole said,
"Oh' when I die, Yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."