A fellow only about five foot four presented himself at the pearly gates and asked to be admitted.
St Peter asked him if he had ever done anything outstanding in his life.
He replied that the best example was when he was driving along and came across a large group of bikers who were knocking a girl about.
He said he got out of his car and demanded that they stop.
They took no notice of him and so he picked on the biggest of them, kicked him between the legs, pulled his nose ring out and pushed his bike over.
St Peter was most impressed with all this and asked when it had occurred.
About two minutes ago came the reply