Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."
"Oh yeah, and how did this one end? asked Charlie.
"When it was over," Mike replied, " She came to me on her hands and knees."
"Wow!" said Charlie, "Now thats a switch! What did she say?"
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She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken."