Topic: A Scottish Love Poem

[Simon]

Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top Notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can Get my arms round there

No woman who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me grannies grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter wot you look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footie's on
And fetch another beer

[Lona]

yiv no gote the axent richt. 

[Simon]

The impossible I can manage - miracles may take a bit longer!   

[Camstop]

Sounds more like London to me 

No Scotch in there at all 

[Rik]

You're right, Cam, it was Glasgow. Nothing to do with Scotland at all. 

[Lona]

The impossible I can manage - miracles may take a bit longer!   

For your benefit Simon. 

Yi ken a luv yi hen,
Yir a richt braw wee burd
An when a caw yi gorgeous
A mean wan and awe the wurds

So yir bum is oan the big side
A dinnae mind a dod o flab
It means that when am ready
There?s sumthin there tae grab

So, yir belly isnae flat nae mare
A tell yi a dinnae care
As lang as when a cuddle yi
A can git ma erms roon there

Nae wummin wha is yir age
Hae nice roon perky breasts
They jist gie in tae gravity
But a ken yi did yir best

Am telling yi the trooth noo
A widnae tell yi lies
A think it?s awfy sexy
That yiv gote dimples oan yir thighs

A swear oan ma grannie?s grave noo
The meenit that we met
A thote yi wir as gid as
A wis gonnae get

Nae  mater whit yi look like
A?ll alwis  luv yi dear
Noo shutit while the fitba?s oan
And gies anither beer.

[Michelle]

what she say? 

[Simon]

   

[Lona]

what she say? 

Jist as weel you're no teachin me at yir skool 

[Serenity]

Alba Gu Brath     

[Camstop]

For your benefit Simon. 

Yi ken a luv yi hen,
Yir a richt braw wee burd
An when a caw yi gorgeous
A mean wan and awe the wurds

So yir bum is oan the big side
A dinnae mind a dod o flab
It means that when am ready
There?s sumthin there tae grab

So, yir belly isnae flat nae mare
A tell yi a dinnae care
As lang as when a cuddle yi
A can git ma erms roon there

Nae wummin wha is yir age
Hae nice roon perky breasts
They jist gie in tae gravity
But a ken yi did yir best

Am telling yi the trooth noo
A widnae tell yi lies
A think it?s awfy sexy
That yiv gote dimples oan yir thighs

A swear oan ma grannie?s grave noo
The meenit that we met
A thote yi wir as gid as
A wis gonnae get

Nae  mater whit yi look like
A?ll alwis  luv yi dear
Noo shutit while the fitba?s oan
And gies anither beer.

Now that's more like it 


Your getting the hang of it Serenity 

[Simon]

It's all double scotch to me. 

[Lona]

Alba Gu Brath     

God, Serenity, I thought that was Welsh you were speaking.  I had to google it to see it was Scottish gaelic.  I'm afraid I only talk Glesca Scottish 

[Michelle]

It's all double scotch to me. 

Maybe after a double vodka I could read it!

 

[Serenity]

God, Serenity, I thought that was Welsh you were speaking.  I had to google it to see it was Scottish gaelic.  I'm afraid I only talk Glesca Scottish 

I'm a woman of many talets Lona  and as an old wise curly topped scot once said...  Whits fur ye'll no gin by ye