Topic: Your age by chocolate

[Rik]

DO NOT GO STRAIGHT TO THE END ......

It will only take a minute
Do the maths as you read the instructions
Don?t read the end until you have done all the calculations
I promise it is not a waste of time, you will find this amusing.





1. How many times a week do you fancy eating chocolate?
 (Choose between 1 and 9)


2. Multiply that number by 2



3. Add 5



4. Multiply by 50 ? go on, get that calculator out!




5. If you have had your birthday in 2007, add 1757. If your birthday is still to come, add 1756.



6 Now take away the year you were born.


You should have a three digit number. The first is the number of time you fancy eating chocolate in a week.

The other two digits are ......   


YOUR AGE!!!

[Clive]

I'm impressed!   

[Rik]

I'm deprived... Only 9 bits of chocolate a week!!

[Clive]

I'm going cold turkey on chocolate - starting tomorrow!   

[Serenity]

Ohh I love chocolate, I feel in heaven eating it.. or was it Mars     

I feel a thread coming on 

[Rik]

I feel a hunger pang coming on.

[Serenity]

Keep up Rik, your obviously not used to the tangent Pals threads, watch this space     now it's time for a break.. or is it a Kit Kat 

[Rik]

You haven't seen our threads, Serenity. The forum motto appears to be "All threads lead to food" 

[Clive]

It's no picnic when that happens Rik!

[Simon]

Yes, but we know Rik's a sandwich short of a picnic! 

[Sandra]

I did hear a Wispa about Rik but I didnt know whether to believe you or not Simon 

[Simon]

Shh, Sandra.    I've heard he's a bit of a fruit and nut!   

[Clive]

He can be a bit of a smartie on times though!

[GillE]

He'll have you lot by the curly wurlies.

[Simon]

Yes, we'd better make a breakaway before he finds us!