As retirement proceeds it has it's moments, and one is the future and control of bodily functions.
The wheels of life has or will affect all.
I resolved the problem by envisaging my mobility and functional protocol ie not adversely being noticed whilst out visiting friends etc.
My solution is:-
I bought myself a new three wheeled scooter.
I wanted something that was easy on petrol and could zip
me to the store and about town.
This seems to meet my every need and envy of friends.
Oh the padlock and chain are an extra, which one needs
in this area as many bikes & trikes are nicked?
I love it!