Topic: The fairy on the top of the Xmas tree

[Rik]

Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had earned while making the toys. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. To make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree. Santa was furious.

"I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours - all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid Little Angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?"

Just then, the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree.

He said "Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?"

And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass........

[Simon]

[Clive]

That must be a personal best Rik.   

[Rik]

A personal best what, Clive? Steal?? 

[Clive]

I've mailed it out to all my cronies anyway!   

[Serenity]

I've mailed it out to all my cronies anyway!  

Dobut he will get it Clive    he is probably the guy pickling in that whiskey jar with his brains blown out 

[Rik]

 

Is Clive that well known to you then?? 

[Serenity]

Is Clive that well known to you then?? 

he is known to all thoughout the hills and valleys of Wales Rik but more commonly with the sheep     

[Rik]

 

The closest I come to wool is when wearing my kilt. 

[Simon]

That would be close enough for Clive!   

[Rik]

I've never lent Clive my kilt. 

[Clive]

LINK 

* Simon fixed link.   

[Rik]

Why, Clive, I didn't realise you had your own site!