Just in case you are not aware of the effect that Northern Rock?s problems is having on
Japan?s banks, I can confirm that Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up,
Bonsai Bank is cutting its branches and the Kamikaze Bank has ceased trading after its
shares nose dived. At the Karate Bank 500 employees have been given the chop. Analysts
also report that something fishy is happening at the Sushi Bank as customers are getting a
raw deal