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Offline Clive

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« on: December 19, 2007, 10:51 »
An Arab sheik says to an American tourist. ?Mr. Smith, your wife, she is beautiful. I have to have her. I will trade you her weight in gold.?
Mr. Smith says, ?Give a few days.?
The sheik asks, ?To think it over??
Mr. Smith says, ?Hell, no. To fatten her up.?
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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2007, 14:30 »
Must have had Scots blood. :)
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« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2007, 09:55 »
 ;D
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