1. Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
2. Change is inevitable, except from
a vending machine.
3. Those who live by the sword get
shot by those who don't.
4. Nothing is foolproof to a
sufficiently talented fool.
5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you
have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90%
probability you'll get it wrong.
6. If you lined up all the cars in the
world end to end, someone would be
stupid enough to try to pass them;
five or six at a time; on a hill; in the
fog, snow, or rain..
7. The things that come to those who
wait will be the scraggly junk left by
those who got there first.
8. The shin bone is a device for
finding furniture in a dark room.
9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
10. When you go into court, you are
putting yourself into the hands of 12
people who weren't smart enough to
get out of jury duty.
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