A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later" The nun agreed.
Just a moment later two Military Police came running along and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here?" . The nun replied, "He went that way".
After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said "I think I can fully understand your fear".
The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....
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I don't want to go to Iraq either."
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