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Offline Clive

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her story
« on: January 28, 2008, 13:04 »
One night, an 87 year-old woman came home from playing
bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman.

Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him
off the balcony of their
20th-floor apartment, killing him instantly.

When brought before the court on charges of murder, she was
asked if she had anything to say in defense of herself.

"Well, your honor," she began coolly, "I figured that at 92,
. . . if he could have sex, he could fly."

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Re: her story
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2008, 13:41 »
 :)x
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Re: her story
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2008, 15:28 »
She wasn't a fan of Charlie Chaplin, obviously. :)
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Offline mistybear

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Re: her story
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2008, 07:56 »
 ;D
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can make you commit atrocities.


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