Five surgeons were discussing who make the best patients.
The first surgeon said "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up everything inside is numbered."
The second responded "I suggest electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."
The third surgeon then said "No, really, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimed in: "Well I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine and the head and the arse are completely interchangeable.
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