Topic: Lucky night at the bar

[Clive]

>   
> A guy had an interesting experience recently
> involving an "older" woman he met at a bar.
>
> She looked pretty darn HOT for 62. She was
> drinking quite a bit and, while they were
> chatting, she came right out and asked him
> if he'd ever had a "sportsman's double" - a
> mother and daughter threesome.
>
> He said no, but she might be able to talk him
> into it. So she slams back one last drink,
> wipes her mouth and, looking directly into
> his eyes, says, "Tonight's your lucky night."
>
> So they go back to her place, she clicks on the
> hall light right as they enter her place, and she
> shouts upstairs:
>
> "Mom! You still awake?"

[Simon]