A guy was shipwrecked, and ended up on a deserted island. After wandering around for a few hours, he was captured by the local tribe of cannibals and taken back to the village. After a good meal and a rest, he was taken before the king and told that, as it was the king's birthday, he would get a chance to live. His chance was passing three tests in three huts.
The first had a keg of rum inside, he had to drink the keg dry.
The second had a gorilla with a sore tooth, he had to remove it.
The third had a woman who had never been satisfied, he had to satisfy her.
With confidence he strode into the first, and about an hour later stumbled out, totally plastered.
"Get me to the next hut! " he yelled.
In the second hut all was quiet, then grunts and screams were heard, this was followed by sudden quiet again.
As he stumbled out of the hut he roars, "OK Goddamnit, now where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
Topic: The Tests (Read 511 times)