Two blokes go in to a pub one says to the other, "Hey donkey, what you havin ?"
The man replies "I'll, I'll have a p p p p pint of la lager please mate"
Ok, his mate says.
Ten minutes passes and the bloke says "Hey donkey what you havin ?"
And stutter boy says, "I'll, I'll have another p p p pint of la la lager please mate"
Ok, his mate says.
Ten minutes passes and the bloke says "You get em in donkey it must be your round"
Donkey goes to the bar and says to the barman, "I'll have t t t two p p p pints if la la lager please mate"
"OK" the barman says, "Here why's he call you donkey?"
Donkey replies, "D du dunno - E OR E OR E always calls me donkey"
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