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Offline Serenity

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Thought for the day
« on: March 13, 2008, 10:11 »
Bet you didn't know this  ':|


Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?

It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a s**tty outlook on life.

If you don't believe me, try pulling a hair from your butt and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye  :woot:

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Re: Thought for the day
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2008, 10:37 »
Is this the start of a long-running series Serenity?   ;D

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Re: Thought for the day
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2008, 09:37 »
The concept of 2 people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep   :sheep: 

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Re: Thought for the day
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2008, 15:49 »
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Re: Thought for the day
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2008, 19:33 »
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage  :leer:    :)x

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Re: Thought for the day
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2008, 21:17 »
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Re: Thought for the day
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2008, 08:47 »
 
"Stewardesses"    is the longest word typed with only the left hand ..   :leer:


And "lollipop"    is the longest word typed with your right hand.  (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)  :o:

 
 
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.   :dunno:

 
 
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".? (Are you doubting this?)  ':|
                                             


Our eyes    are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears  never stop growing.  ;)

                               
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.   (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)  :leer:
                                           
 
The words 'racecar,'    'kayak'    and 'level'   are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).   (Yep, I knew you were going to "do" this one.)  :o:

 

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?)  ':|


 
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u)  ;D

 

TYPEWRITER     is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.   (All you typists are going to test this out)  :o:



A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.   ':|   
 

 
A goldfish    has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is.)  :dunno:
 
 

 A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.  ':|

 
 
A shark    is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.   :o

 
 
A snail    can sleep for three years.  (I know some people that could do this too.!)  :leer:

 

Almonds are a member of the peach    family.  ;)

 

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that also)  ;D

   
 
Babies are born without kneecaps.  They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.   ':|

 
 
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.    :dunno:

 
 
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.  ':|
                                                       


If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.  :o
                                   
 
 
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors  ':|
                         

 
Peanuts    are one of the ingredients of dynamite!  :o

 

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.  ':|

 

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.  :leer:



The cruise liner, QE 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.  :dunno:


 
The microwave    was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.   (Good thing he did that.)   :o:

 

 
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.  :o

 
 
There are more chickens than people in the world.  :thumbs:
 
 
 
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.  :o
 

   
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.  ;)





Now you know more than you did before!!  :leer:


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Re: Thought for the day
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2008, 09:43 »
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage  :leer:    :)x

I hadn't seen these yet, but this one is the best by far.  :pmsl:  because it's so true.
Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities.

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Re: Thought for the day
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2008, 09:47 »
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again!     :bubble:

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Re: Thought for the day
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2008, 10:27 »
 :)x
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Re: Thought for the day
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2008, 10:29 »
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again!     :bubble:


Pant more like  :devil:


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Re: Thought for the day
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2008, 13:44 »
 ;D
Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities.

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Re: Thought for the day
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2008, 13:48 »
 
"Stewardesses"    is the longest word typed with only the left hand ..   :leer:


And "lollipop"    is the longest word typed with your right hand.  (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)  :o:

 
 
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.   :dunno:

 
 
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".? (Are you doubting this?)  ':|
                                             


Our eyes    are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears  never stop growing.  ;)

                              
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.   (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)  :leer:
                                          
 
The words 'racecar,'    'kayak'    and 'level'   are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).   (Yep, I knew you were going to "do" this one.)  :o:

 

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?)  ':|


 
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u)  ;D

 

TYPEWRITER     is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.   (All you typists are going to test this out)  :o:



A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.   ':|  
 

 
A goldfish    has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is.)  :dunno:
 
 

 A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.  ':|

 
 
A shark    is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.   :o

 
 
A snail    can sleep for three years.  (I know some people that could do this too.!)  :leer:

 

Almonds are a member of the peach    family.  ;)

 

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that also)  ;D

  
 
Babies are born without kneecaps.  They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.   ':|

 
 
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.    :dunno:

 
 
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.  ':|
                                                      


If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.  :o
                                   
 
 
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors  ':|
                        

 
Peanuts    are one of the ingredients of dynamite!  :o

 

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.  ':|

 

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.  :leer:



The cruise liner, QE 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.  :dunno:


 
The microwave    was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.   (Good thing he did that.)   :o:

 

 
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.  :o

 
 
There are more chickens than people in the world.  :thumbs:
 
 
 
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.  :o
 

  
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.  ;)





Now you know more than you did before!!  :leer:



Oi!  I'm reporting you to the union Serenity.  You can't just swan in here and nick the only job I do around here!   :bawl:

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Re: Thought for the day
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2008, 20:35 »
 :bartmoon: :sheep: >:D


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