WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong .
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens
my door, Massages my back and begs to do more .
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a golf course . This doesn't rhyme and I don't give
a sh*t