Topic: Beautiful

[Lona]

Beautiful
 
A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.

The Gamekeeper shouts,

'Dinnae drink thon waater! It's foo ae coo's keech an' pish!, ye dinnae ken whit ye'll git frae it'

The man replies,

'My Good fellow, I'm English. Could you repeat that in the Queen's English for me, and speak slowly for Goodness sake?'

The game keeper replies,

'I said, use two hands - you get more that way!!!'

 

[Simon]

 

[mistybear]

    

[Serenity]

    

[David]

Brilliant